Grease Monkey

Heavy-Hitting Indica Vibes

Grease Monkey is the thick, sticky flower that lives up to its name-dense, resin-drenched buds that feel like they’ve been dipped in pure fuel. This strain delivers a loud, greasy aroma dominated by sharp diesel, earthy pine and a sweet, nutty undertone that lingers in the air long after the jar is closed. Break apart the nugs and the scent intensifies, releasing gassy notes that announce its potency before the first hit.

Flavour, Feel & How to Enjoy It

On the inhale, expect a bold rush of diesel and skunk that quickly softens into warm, roasted nuttiness with subtle pine on the exhale. The smoke is smooth yet unmistakably heavy, coating the palate and leaving a greasy aftertaste that true connoisseurs chase. Effects roll in fast and deep: a powerful body melt that locks you to the couch while the mind stays pleasantly foggy and relaxed. Perfect for evening wind-downs, post-work recovery, or when you simply need to shut the world off and sink into the couch.

Whether you roll it into a fat joint, pack it into a clean bowl, or enjoy it in your favourite vaporizer, Grease Monkey shines when savoured slowly. Its heavy-hitting nature makes it ideal for seasoned users looking for serious relaxation without complexity. GasDank brings this greasy powerhouse straight to your door with same-day delivery across Toronto and the GTA-free on orders over $80. Prefer mail order? We ship Canada-wide on orders over $150. Pay easily with cash or Interac e-Transfer. Must be 19+.