Grease Monkey

Heavy-Hitting Grease Monkey Flower

Grease Monkey hits like a torque wrench to the senses. This dense, sticky indica-dominant flower delivers deep relaxation wrapped in a thick blanket of gassy, diesel-like aroma with sweet, nutty undertones that linger on the exhale. The buds are coated in a greasy sheen of trichomes, living up to its mechanical name with a pungent, fuel-forward profile that fills the room the moment the jar opens.

Flavour, Aroma & Experience

Expect a bold inhale of skunky diesel and earthy pine, finishing with hints of sweet syrup and ripe fruit. The flavour is rich and full-bodied, ideal for those who crave something heavy and unapologetic. As the effects settle in, Grease Monkey melts tension, quiets the mind, and sinks the body into a plush, couch-locking state. Perfect for unwinding after a long day, easing into a movie night, or simply powering down when the world feels too loud.

Whether you enjoy it in a clean glass pipe, rolled generously into a cone, or savoured in a dry herb vaporizer, this strain rewards slow sessions. Its potent sedation makes it a favourite for evening use when rest is the priority.

GasDank Delivery Options

Order Grease Monkey today and experience same-day cannabis delivery across Toronto and the GTA. Orders over $80 qualify for free delivery. We also offer Canada-wide mail order on purchases over $150. Pay easily with cash or Interac e-Transfer. Must be 19+ to order.